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Who are Cole and Dylan Sprouse?

Just who are these kids and why do so many people care? They’re identical twins- in fact, they share the same Wikipedia page. They do have some great looking hair though. They remind me of that scary band from the mid-1990s, Hanson. Remember those guys? I guess they’re all grown now but I’ll keep on the lookout for a VH1 “where are they now?” special. I’m sure they’ll turn up on one someday soon. Or maybe they’ll be on some b-list celebrity reality show. Or even on Celebrity Apprentice. Yeah, that should be good. In the meantime, if you’re wondering, how can you write to Cole Sprouse, follow this link. You can find his mailing address there.